You have just been banned!

First topic message reminder :

This is a joke.
You must ban the user that posts before you for any reason you can find/think.

For example, after I posted this
A posted this:

I banned Paul because he want it

Then B posted this:

A! You are banned, because I have just sneezed off.

Just try to find funny reasons and ban the person above you! For now I should be banned

I ban you because you have 800 credits when I post this.

(XD didn't even recognized ^.^)
I ban you cause I'll get a new rank with this post

I ban you because I don't post my 333rd post here

I ban you because I'm tired

I ban you because this is a joke.

Paul wrote:This is a joke.

i ban you because quoting

I ban you for quoting Paul
(WTF?!?!?)
I ban you because you where faster then me

I ban you for banning the person who can ban you too and by doing so I can ban him and that will cause someone to ban me and I tell you I don't wanna get banned because of you.

I ban you cause of my "What the...?!?"

i ban you for having 2 question marks

I ban you for noticing that

I ban you for not editing that even after noticing that someone has pointed it out which banned you and now I am banning you cuz I just hate short reasons to ban someone uselessly...

o.0 ok seriously I'm getting more and more confused by your long nonstop talk
posts and so I'm banning you because I'm confused and your posts are always long since the posts with Nikhil....

I ban you for posting such a long post and most of it didn't contain something useful or maybe none of it is useful (seeming to me) that is why I wanna ban you and I do ban you because I don't think you read whole of my posts, and if you do, you should have understood what I am saying...

Read it whole.

(I'm reading them whole but maybe not understanding )
I ban you for having 2090 credits right now...

I ban you cuz you tried to notice it and you did notice it and pointed it out and possibly you are wrong too, I have 2100 credits. I ban you for that reason too that you noticed it wrong and it needs to be corrected cuz I don't like odd and wrong things which stink.

Well I ban you cause i already edited from 2060 to 2090 cause before i posted you had 2060 and after posting (and editing) you had 2090

Okay, I ban you again for posting wrong! I have 2251 credits now and I tell you I ban you cuz you didn't edit it because if you edit it a message below your post says 'Sinned last edited this post at .......' and I hate lies and lier too. I have another reason to ban you cuz you purchased a 5 line siggy and you have only a line's siggy, its no use of you to buy a 5 line siggy uselessly.

1. I didn't lied
2. Post a message and edit it while noone writes/posts another post the result will be that you edited it without these lines.....
So that's why I ban you caus of saying i'm a lier and that i lied
(and that with the signature.... I thought its possible that its atlast a 2line sig ore a 4 line sig (if the codes are counting) and besides of that i can write 4 lines more )

I ban you for writing so many points. I also ban you for banning me so many times and not even try banning someone else. I can also ban you cuz of your saying that you can write more 4 lines, because that senseless that you can write more but you don't!

I ban you caus only your here and your the only one who is posting with me and i ban you caus maybe i'm going to add more lines and i ban you caus you don't like it that your getting banned

I ban you for writing 'i ban you caus' so many times that you made my head roll in garlic breadsticks with sauce on it and I didn't like such a experience and so I ban you for making me write such long posts everytime I wanna ban you and I ban you for making such a mess in this topic, and most of the people will keep banning you and me because I have banned everyone so many times that I am used to ban someone and I can't help it! These are some of the reasons for which you can ban me or someone else...

I ban you because its somehow annoying and because i didn't read your last post

I ban you because I'm forced to.

I ban you for not reading my post and posting that its annoying to read my posts as they are not annoying, they are much cheering than your posts and my posts make sense too... those one-line posts annoy me because I like typing and I am good at it too! So why shouldn't you read this post too?

Read it man...