You have just been banned!

First topic message reminder :

This is a joke.
You must ban the user that posts before you for any reason you can find/think.

For example, after I posted this
A posted this:

I banned Paul because he want it

Then B posted this:

A! You are banned, because I have just sneezed off.

Just try to find funny reasons and ban the person above you! For now I should be banned

I ban you because i dont now how to make siggy

I ban you cuz you should know it

I ban you for being inactive

I ban you becauseyour reputation is 2

I ban you cuz I don't know your referrer...

I ban you because I don't know who is Crow.

I ban you cuz he is Shield... I also ban you cuz I sneezed 23 times today

I ban you because you sneezed.

I ban you because you didn't sneezed

I ban you for a grammatical mistake in your banning.

I ban you so I can post here.

I ban you cuz I purchased myself

I ban you because you purchased yourself instead of tons of potatoes and ketchups

That means I am worth tons of potatoes and ketchups?

I ban you cuz I purchased you too!

I ban you cause you purchased him and yourself

I ban you because I'm not for sale

I ban you because you can be sale on a slavery market

I ban you cuz I am selling Leo for 10,000 credits

I ban you because no one have 10000 creds

I ban you cause this doesn't matters we could handle this with in-/stalments

I ban you because I use this emoticon -->

I ban you to to ban him when he banned him and because he had banned me because of banning him and he had banned him a long time ago.

I ban you for confusing me

I ban you to e confused

I ban you because you forgot the "b"