Kill him!

First topic message reminder :

We will always use 'he' or 'him' to call this person.

The bg story in that he fall off from the top of a 15 metres building.

In your post, you must make him saved, and then try to kill him.

For example:

And he opened his parachute to land safely.
But then a bus hit him down!

Next,

But, oh see! The bus just touched him at a very low speed.
But he is so frightened that he slipped off and this time a car is gonna make his head flat!

Next, a post that saved him again, then kill him again. So on .
Now the next post should explain how he could be saved from the car.

but as he was very hungry he ate all the ketchup...

but then he is gonna be dead... (natural death cuz of age-ing)

but then he realized that it wasn't really a ketchup, but a magic potion that make anyone who drank it back to young.

but a near volcano erupted!!!

but it seemed near... it was actually 1000 km away...

but someone is shooting bullets at him...

but it's only a toy bullet.
but it's a real bullet!

but he ate it...

but the bullets are going to blast in his mouth!

but it's really only a toy bullet and he spit it.

but the gunner was still there!

but he could not harm him as he had only toy bulle...
wtf?!
he is going to slash HIM using the Silver Sword?!!!

suddenly the gunner hear very loud car horn and he had a heart attack because of the very loud car horn sound.

inside the car was Hansip the police! He's stll alive and he is going to shoot him with his Laser Gun!

he was about to shoot but wtf?!? The Ninja is also alive (the ninja with the Silver Sword) he sees his sword and slashed Hansip outta his way...

but the Ninja is coming to HIM!

but Hansip is still alive and the shoot the ninja with the laser gun.
but Hansip is coming to HIM!

but just then... wtfffff?!?! Top Peng is back and due to this shock Hansip fainted...

but Top Peng is going to blow HIM into space...

but seeing Hansip fainted, Top Peng brought him to hospital, leaving him.

but the hunters was nearby and they throw some dynamites that look like sausages and he is going to eat them!

but he smelled it before eating and because of the foul smell he threw it back and the hunters were blows to pieces...
but Top Peng and Hansip are back with the Power of Sneeze and the Laser Gun

The explosion of the dynamite caused the hospital burned and Top Peng and Hansip escaped.

But he was unable to escape in the burned hospital!
[it's Sneeze of Power, not Power of Sneeze]