Kill him!

First topic message reminder :

We will always use 'he' or 'him' to call this person.

The bg story in that he fall off from the top of a 15 metres building.

In your post, you must make him saved, and then try to kill him.

For example:

And he opened his parachute to land safely.
But then a bus hit him down!

Next,

But, oh see! The bus just touched him at a very low speed.
But he is so frightened that he slipped off and this time a car is gonna make his head flat!

Next, a post that saved him again, then kill him again. So on .
Now the next post should explain how he could be saved from the car.

I kill Superman but I is teleported to somewhere else by a magician.

The magician has teleported him to vacuum. He cannot breathe.

but there was a oxygen cylinder beside... he was saved!
but he is lost in dark space...

he ignored the dark space and "walked" to the moon were he met friendly moon-men's
But a Meteor was heading towards him and the moon-men's

but moon-men had super guns which blasted the crater right off!
but the moon-men were not at all friendly! they then put their gun on his head... (I think you can know what will happen next...)

I arrive and kill the moon men but the magician appears and teleports I elsewhere

The magician is going the kill him

wtf?! How come you arrive and kill them? Thats stupidness... That's not logical... even many things are not logical in this game. You can't include yourself in the game.

Ahem, Ahem. "I" is a superhero. Pronounced as "Aye". Remember the magician teleporting "I"

ohh... Okay then...
then a solar storm starts and the magician is in trouble and so he runs away...
but he is stuck in the solar storm...

A wormhole sucks the solar storm but is sucking him too!

but the magician came and teleported him to Earth...
but the wormhole has started to suck earth too!

But he enters the wormhole and goes to an awesome planet
But he is going to fall on the planet

but when he falls he knows that the ground in very muddy...
and then he is drowning in the muddy pool...

An animal throws him upwards
He is going to fall again!

but this time he fell on a cushion...
but he now knows that the cushion will explode if he gets up... what should he do?

The cushion turns out to be fake.

But it is of the magician and is taking him to the magician.

but he jumped from it and again he fell in the muddy pool and there are no animals around

The carpet pulls him out of the muddy pool.

It is taking him to the magician again.

(I thought he was taken to the magician by a cushion and not a carpet)
but he again jumps into the muddy pool
and he is stuck again deep, so deep that no one can take him out

The magician arrives and clears the swamp and says, "I was trying to help you. You are the legendary warrior of Earth.

I ("aye") appears and begins to fight the magician but meanwhile a meteor is going to crash on him.

the magician vanishes the meteor
but "aye" is now trying to kill him!

"aye" is stopped by the magician
but he has stolen a potion from the magician which is poison and is going to drink it

"aye" stole the potion from him and drink it and dead.

But the Hunters is back, not only with ketchup and the seasonings, but also some knife, frying pan and fork and some other kitchen weapons!

but they saw the potion and everyone drank it and they are dead...
but he saw that a sword is heading towards him... it is Deep!

but Deep was very tired of walking 500.000 km to there and before he even start fighting, he is lying on the ground already.

But Top Peng was back and going to use his Sneeze of Power to blow them all!

but Deep woke and slashed him...
and now with full strength hes coming to kill him...